WWE Raw star John Morrison has posted the following Tweets on his Twitter account following his neck surgery yesterday:
“One time my dad awoke from anesthesia and went right into telling jokes about a soy protein bar…”
“…I was hoping to wake up from anesthesia & make a joke like my dad…instead I just mumbled some crap to @RealMelina about a juice box”
“Surgery went well- the RN said I now hold the juice box record! I drank 14 tiny juice boxes be4 they said: “maybe u should drink water now”

Nick was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and lived there until the age of 18, when he decided to pack his flack jacket and move to New York City.