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Bron Breakker Does A WrestleMania Version Of The Steiner Math Promo

Does Bron Breakker‘s math spell disaster for his opponents this weekend at WWE WrestleMania 41?

This evening during the WWE WrestleMania 41 Kickoff Event, Intercontinental Champion Bron Breakker broke out Scott Steiner’s legendary math promo for his match this weekend at WrestleMania 41.

“They say that all men are created equal, but if you look at this fatal four-way match and the members that are in it, you will see that that statement is not true,” Bron Breakker began. “See, normally, I’d have a 25% chance of winning, but I’m a badass, and that statement is not true. See, Dominic Mysterio knows that he can’t beat me, so he’s not even gonna try. So I’ve got a 50% chance of winning right out of the gate.

“Then you add Penta to the equation. Now, Penta’s an incredible superstar, but Penta is scared of me; he’s scared of the dog. So he’s got a half a 25% chance of winning at best. You add that to my already 50% chance of winning. I got a 62.5% chance of winning. Then you add Finn Balor to the equation. Now, Finn Balor’s record at WrestleMania is one and three, which means he’s got a 33.3% chance of winning. He’s got a 66.7% chance of losing. You add that to my already 62.5% chance of winning. I got 129.3% chance of winning!”

Bron Breakker will defend the Intercontinental Championship this weekend against Penta, Finn Balor, and Dominik Mysterio at WrestleMania 41.

WrestleZone will have live coverage of WWE WrestleMania 41 all weekend long.

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What do you make of Bron Breakker’s comments? Did you enjoy his Steiner math tribute? Let us know your thoughts by sounding off in the comments section below.

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