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Alex Kane: Matt Cardona Is Still Unmelanated, But He’s Not A Heaux Anymore

Alex Kane finally let Matt Cardona off the hook.

Kane defended his MLW World Championship against Cardona at MLW One-Shot on Thursday night. In the build-up to the match, Kane has called Cardona a non-melanated heaux. In fact, he told WrestleZone that Cardona was his favorite and cheapest heaux.

“He’s my favorite heaux right now,” Kane told WrestleZone. “He’s my favorite, but he’s my cheapest heaux.”

If that’s the case, what kind of heaux is Alex Hammerstone, who recently attacked Kane and joined WTF?

“Alex Hammerstone is a five-cent heaux,” Alex Kane added. “He goes down real quick too.”

Heaux No More

Alex Kane won the match, and Cardona gave the champ his flowers on Twitter, writing the following:

Tonight I lost to @Alex_kane11… He’s still the @MLW Champion,” Matt Cardona wrote. “He was the better man tonight.”

In response, Kane said that Cardona is no longer a heaux.

“I appreciate the props much respect. You’re still unmelinated. I can’t change that,” Kane replied. “But you’re not a Heaux anymore.”

I guess we’ll have to change the title of this video…

Alex Kane already knows his next challenger, as Richard Holliday made his surprise return to MLW after the main event.

Read More: MLW One-Shot Results – December 7, 2023: Alex Kane Defends Against Matt Cardona

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