Joey Mayberry is an independent wrestler based in the Midwest. He shared a clip from one of his recent matches where he used a baseball bat on his opponent… and not in the normal “It’s STIIIIIING” way, either.
Mayberry had his opponent propped on the turnbuckle and proceeded to (magically?) shove a baseball bat up his adversary’s rectum.
Now, before you get outraged on Al Gore’s internet and say that this is not my wrestling in the year 2023… the self-proclaimed “Dad Bod DemiGod” says the crowd ate it up.
“I stuck a bat up a man’s ass and the crowd roared,” Mayberry wrote. “Casual Friday.”
You got a beat up glove, a homemade bat
How did he do it? Was it magic? Was it sorcery?
Anyway, here’s the lyrics to “Centerfield” by John Fogerty:
Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone
The sun came out today
We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field
A-roundin’ third and headed for home
It’s a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel
Oh, put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Look at me, I can be centerfield
Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine
Watching it from the bench
You know I took some lumps
When the Mighty Casey struck out
So say, “Hey Willie, tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio”
Don’t say it ain’t so you, know the time is now
Oh, put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Look at me, I can be centerfield
You got a beat up glove, a homemade bat
And a brand new pair of shoes
You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride
Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all, a moment in the sun
It’s a-gone and you can tell that one goodbye
Oh, put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Look at me, I can be centerfield (yeah)
Oh, put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Put me in, coach
I’m ready to play today
Look at me, gotta be centerfield
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