MLW Fusion Results – June 30, 2022
Jacob Fatu and Juicy Finau are shown selling Cesar Duran’s belongings and Lance Anoai asks what they’re up to. They all look at the camera and call the show the ‘Polynesian Chop Shop’ before they start selling everything like it’s a QVC commercial. Cesar shows up and threatens to call the cops, then he says the Samoan Swat Team will have to fight the Aztecas. Cesar takes back a statue and the SST keeps selling stuff.
After the intro video, Cesar Duran heads to the ring and continues to rant, then Fatu comes out and says he’s not alone. He says family and the island comes with him, then Lance and Juicy join him in the arena. Cesar screams at the crew to ring the bell, and we’ve got an impromptu tag team match
Juicy Finau & Lance Anoai defeated Cesar’s Goons
- Cesar’s goons get beat down early, so Cesar says it’s now going to be a no disqualification match. Juicy hits both guys with a Samoan drop, then Lance hits a top rope splash for the win. Fatu (who was on commentary for the match) gets attacked from behind by Real 1 (nZo) after the bell. Real 1 hit him with a bottle and then flipped everyone off as he ran away.
Los Maximos are shown cutting a promo about wanting the tag team titles. They warn Hustle & Power that they are coming for the titles, declaring they run things around here.
Another Killer Kross hype promo plays
Richard Holliday is featured in a promo talking about how he used to believe that the clothes made the man. He says now, he knows that it’s the man that can the clothes, and it’s a true custom fit. Holliday says the cut and fine details matter, but color matters too. The camera zooms out as he says he’s been into red lately, showing his suit covered in blood. Holliday thanks Alex Hammerstone for introducing him to the color red, and says his eyes are know open to a world of possibilities.
We get an update on Jacob Fatu, with the broadcast team claiming that he had his head stapled shut. They sell him being in concussion protocol for the bottle strike as well.
Myron Reed is shown going up to Davey Richards to thank him for his advice. Richards says Reed is on his way, then says that maybe they’ll square off one day. Reed looks confused, and Richards says it’s all competition but Reed is reluctant to agree.
Lince Dorado & Taya Valkyrie & Microman defeated Strange Sangre (Arez, Holidead, Mini Abismo Negro)
- Blue Meanie came out during the match to help even the odds at ringside, and ended up fighting with Strange Sangre. Microman counters a piledriver into a spinning headscissors takedown and pinning combination to pick up the win.
Strange Sangre attacks after the bell, clearing the ring to get Microman by himself. He tries to fight back but the group (minus Holidead) beats him down. The Sandman comes to the ring for the save, and clears the ring after hitting everyone with kendo stick strikes. Microman gets a mini kendo stick and hits Strange Sangre with it, then Sandman gives him a little beer. Microman asks for a big beer instead, and Sandman goes around and toasts everyone as the show ends.
Other notes: One of the commercials is an ad for Ric Flair’s Last Match at Starrcast (Killer Kross vs. Davey Boy Smith Jr. was previously announced for the event)
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