Crowbar Supports Cameo Censored Colleagues
It may be Labor Day, but Crowbar has committed to conjuring up some “timeless” promo work nonetheless for the “basement dwellers” and “bottom feeders.”
Wrestling fans were treated to not one, but two new vignettes from the re-surging WCW star as he continues to roll on his latest run of commenting on current events.
First, Crowbar takes shots at WWE for their decision to issue a stoppage on all extracurricular on independent streaming platforms such as Cameo and Twitch, ones which have presented a lot of additional income and creative outlets for its roster of stars.
“I fully support your individual right to squander your free time,” Crowbar claimed. “Prostituting yourselves, to the basement dwellers, the perverts of the demographic via Cameo. I’m not judging you, I’ve simply never needed to generate revenue in this manner. I personally prefer painting or sailing in my leisure time. Then again, I am timeless. Have a a safe and healthy weekend with your loved ones.”
#8) CAMEO:
voicing my support for my brothers and sisters in the industry.#AEWAllOut #cameo #WWERaw #WWEThunderDome #WWENXT #WWESmackdown #ROH #AEWDynamite #AEWDark #AEWonTNT #AEWCountdown pic.twitter.com/xMq92AZiVO— CROWBAR (@wcwcrowbar) September 5, 2020
Crowbar then took aim at the fans who suddenly became so vocal after what was a very scary Matt Hardy incident. In character, he criticizes the bloodthirsty “hypocrites.”
“Thank God Matt Hardy is OK Don’t blame Tony Khan OR AEW – blame yourselves. If you’re on board you get it…IF NOT you’re part of the problem,” he prefaced before stating in his ninth vignette the following:
“Fucking hypocrites. Low and behold, the basement dwelling ‘medical experts’ have all emerged from their dens and have taken to their keyboards like rats. Up in arms, the same bloodthirsty population who have encouraged, no, demanded that sports entertainers risk life and limb for their entertainment now cry out in righteous unison. The demographic who first demanded and then praised Tony Khan & AEW for delivering matches of this caliber are suddenly concerned about the well being of talent.”
Check out the whole promo below:
#9) HYPOCRITES
Thank God Matt Hardy is OK
Don’t blame Tony Khan OR AEW – blame yourselves. If you’re on board you get it…IF NOT you’re part of the problem. pic.twitter.com/xwVhk2z1MP— CROWBAR (@wcwcrowbar) September 7, 2020
CONTRA On MLW Restart
Last time we saw MLW running, it was invaded by the infidels of CONTRA Unit on all levels of operation. Now that the league has announced their restart, Josef Samael still stakes claim to what he believes is the rogue unit’s rightful occupancy.
