Los Angeles’ Bar Wrestling had quite the opening contest for their New Year’s Eve show last night as an impromptu match occurred between Brody King and Skylar “Mini Machine” Cage, infant daughter of Melissa Santos and Brian Cage. The injured King appeared to be challenging “The Machine” initially, but the newly-signed ROH monster swiftly turned his attention to Skylar and with Mel Santos’ permission, a brief feats of strength went down. Little did Brody King know that Skylar had the grip of 10 Kerry Von Erichs and the bout only lasted mere seconds.
Opening Contest at our New Years Eve show tonight sees an injured @Brodyxking challenge and be defeated in a upset by @ThisIsMelSantos & @MrGMSI_BCage’s baby the Mini Machine, Skylar! pic.twitter.com/WQQg8KxBZV
— Bar Wrestling (@BarWrestling) January 1, 2019
One can only fathom that King’s hand looks similar to Tye Dillinger‘s after a sadistic brush-up with Randy Orton. Who knows how much longer this sets Brody back and the folks at ROH have to be concerned of his ability to adhere to any sort of code of honor. The “Mini Machine” means business, and she could’ve just closed one-third of Villain Enterprises.
