IS THE DANGER SANCTUARY ON THE CUSP OF AN ENLIGHTENING VICTORY?
Rec Spec corrective eyewear wearer Francis Kip Stevens came up short against The Danger Sanctuary’s resident trashbag hipster Ryan Zane in our other television match this week. As important may be the fact that Zane, following a most intriguing encounter witnessed prior to the contest, welcomed the once “Silenced” into obscurity Cory Kastle back into the Danger Sanctuary on a provisional basis. Zane’s progress from hapless dimwit tag-team competitor into surrogate Danger Sanctuary leader shows the amazing level of maturity that has come to Ryan Zane in the past year. There’s likely much more to this story to come.
In a connective tie regarding tag team wrestling, let’s congratulate Juba and Smiley on becoming Capitol Wrestling’s Interim Tag Team Champions after defeating The Black and The Brave Academy’s Xander Killen and Eddie Machete. The gargantuan body-smasher Juba and the bizarre masked luchador make for quite the entertaining tandem. As for Killen and Machete, their long-standing issue with former training academy mate Burton proved their undoing here. The issue between Machete and Killen, as well as Burton and his new-found (and now official) tag partner Hot Dog Starkes could potentially have dire consequences.
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