View From The Capitol #10: Highest Viewership In Capitol History, 2 Weeks Til We Drop The Grey Album, George Carroll Seminar, More

CARD UPDATE FOR THE GREY ALBUM

WASHPOPPIN Y’ALL? BILLY DIXON IS ON HIS WAY TO CAPITOL WRESTLING?

At present, proud Bronx, New York native “The New Classic” Billy Dixon is one of the sassiest and most outspoken wrestlers in professional wrestling. Capitol Wrestling management is always down for spilling the latest tea while chilling at the bodega, so CEO Marcus “King Kong” Dowling invited Dixon to The Grey Album. Regarding his opponent, the outlandish fashionista Ashton Starr, Dixon stated, “I don’t know what’s phonier? Ashton’s personality or those $29.99 Yaki tracks glued into her cabeza!!! I’m calling Ashton out on the monster she became. She’s a a lying b***h that’s killing her potential. She’ll find out soon mama.”

BEAU CROCKETT TO FINALLY GET A BEAT-DOWN AT THE HANDS OF “COLOSSAL” MIKE LAW?

Also, FINALLY signed for The Grey Album is a one-on-one fight between Capitol Wrestling’ first Sapphire TV Champion “Colossal” Mike Law and “The Beau Show” Beau Crockett, the running buddy of the current Sapphire TV Champion, The Mempho Mofo. In a forthcoming edition of Capitol Wrestling Television, Crockett’s gold chain comes into play on Law’s skull, which marked the second time in as many Capitol Wrestling events that Crockett attacked Law. Now, they fight. The Mofo refers to Mike Law as “Colorectal,” and Crockett has picked up his associate’s distemper towards Law. This one won’t be pretty.“

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