In Ring Segment: The New Day
There is a table in the ring with stacks on stacks on stacks of pancakes. Kingston says today is Pancake day. Woods says in order to celebrate their favorite holiday Big E. is going to destroy the record by eating 114 pancakes in eight minutes. Big E. starts stuffing pancakes in his mouth. Shelton Benjamin and Chad Gable walk out. Gable says this is great. When he was training for the Olympics this is exactly what he envisions being a part of. Benjamin says what New Day has done of pancakes is amazing. They should take their act on the road and leave the Smackdown tag division to a couple of serious athletes.
Woods asks if they are saying Kingston isn’t a serious competitor (as Kingston stands there and picks his nose). Are saying Big E. isn’t a serious competitor (as Big E. pulls down his singlet straps and shimmies). Are saying Woods himself isn’t a serious competitor (as Woods gyrates his hips). Woods reminds everyone that they set the record as WWE tag team champions and nobody wants to see Gable and Benjamin as champions. Gable picks up a pancake and drops it. Benjamin tosses on in the air. Woods, Kingston, and Big E. are getting upset. Big E. grabs one of the plates and yells, “don’t you touch our cakes!”… I will file this whole thing in the big box of stuff I never thought I would type… Gable says no one likes pancakes and from here on out, they are eating waffles. Benjamin slaps the tray out of Big E.’s hands.
When someone says they like waffles more than pancakes… #SDLive @WWEBigE @XavierWoodsPhD @TrueKofi @WWEGable @Sheltyb803 pic.twitter.com/gXLLzD5ieo
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) February 14, 2018