Backstage Segment
Welcome back… Dolph Ziggler. The Showoff said that it’s good to be back… in a backstage segment. He sarcastically thanked WWE for rolling out the red carpet for him. Ziggler said while he was gone he was watching a lot of Raw and Smackdown and now he understands what it takes to be a star. He mocked everyone, saying that maybe he’ll start singing, or he’ll start playing the guitar, or get a giant obnoxious robe, or find a super hot woman that glows in the dark, with lasers, because that’s what the WWE Universe wants. He said he’s going to do all of that…next week.
Um… can this be an actual thing? Dolph Ziggler’s new gimmick should be the Robot Unicorn Attack of WWE.
Backstage Segment
Lana is on the phone in the locker room. WHY IS EVERYONE ALWAYS ON THE PHONE!? She thanked whoever she was talking to, and Tamina Snuka came in asking what’s going on this week. She confirmed that the Ravishing Journey to the Championship begins next week. She tells Tamina to closer her eyes and think about being in a locker room full of people, and seeing all those people completely ignoring her. She goes on and on about how irrelevant and transparent she has been for years, and makes her channel her inner anger from all those terrible situations. Lana says next week the journey begins, and she will crush the competition and burry the bullies.
