In Ring Segment: Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman
Heyman says Lesnar is the extremist that will derail Goldberg’s ultimate thrill ride. A loud Goldberg chant breaks out. Followed by an even louder Suplex City chant. Heyman says Goldberg is going to walk down the isle as the champion. The Universal Championship is the holy grail on Monday Night Raw. Heyman says he will explain it in terms that even Goldberg can understand: Lesnar needs the title, he wants the title, he lusts for the title. Goldberg has what Lesnar wants. Heyman notes that where Sting failed, Goldberg succeeded. Heyman says he respects Goldberg. Goldberg is the main… BUT Lesnar is the BEAST. The Beast is going to spit you up and chew you out at WrestleMania. If anyone needs a reason to watch WrestleMania, here is one: at WrestleMania, Goldberg is going to Suplex City. We have just heard the last Goldberg chant in Monday Night Raw history. They should rename the show: WrestleMania: The Death of a Superhero! Heyman starts to give Catholic last rights but he realizes that wouldn’t work because Goldberg is like him… Heyman then goes into a Jewish prayer instead. They don’t fear the Spear because Goldberg can’t survive the F5.
Goldberg’s music hits and he takes the long walk to the stage. Goldberg says people didn’t come here to listen to them talk. They came to see them fight. Since he can’t bring everyone in Philly to WrestleMania, let’s bring WrestleMania to Philly! Goldberg walks to the ring. Lesnar runs at Goldberg and eats a Spear. Lesnar is writhing in pain on the floor. Goldberg celebrates in the ring with the Universal title.
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