Eli Drake’s It’s A Fact Of Life Segment with DJ Zema Ion, Braxton Sutter, Rockstar Spud, Trevor Lee and Andrew Everett:
Let Drake talk to you. You want to talk about crooked systems. People talk about rigged systems in politics, look no further here in Impact Wrestling. Let’s just think about the battle royal that happen earlier in the show. Whoever thought of that one? Drake hit’s the dummy button. YEAH! Shut up dummy’s Drake is talking. Drake can change his tune if someone from TNA management brings down his King of the Mountain Championship. No one comes out which forces Drake to call TNA management, dummy’s. Drake hit’s the dummy button. YEAH! When Drake says dummy? You say YEAH? Dummy, YEAH! Drake tells the dummy’s that he’s talking to himself. So that brings Drake to the X-Division Title because next week there will be a brand new X-Division Champion crowned. Drake is not gonna bore us with who do think is gonna win the championship next week questions.
He wants to know which member of the X-Division has no chance of becoming champion? Rockstar Spud immediately says that Braxton Sutter has absolutely no shot of becoming champion. Spud calls Sutter a stupid sob story. Sutter laughs at Spud. Spud tries to talk a big game, but Sutter is looking at a little cry baby. Spud is not a cry baby. Sutter want’s to know why Spud has braces. Spud says that he braces because of Sutter in which he refers to as a son of a bitch. Sutter is an unprofessional loser. Spud is a former two-time X-Division Champion. Spud says that DJZ hasn’t won an X-Division championship in over four years which makes him a loser. Spud says that Lee and Everett are from North Carolina, so that makes them losers. Spud makes fun of Mandrews outfit, so that makes a him a loser. Drake calls Spud a dummy. DJZ has a fact of life for Drake. He knows nothing about the X-Division or the athletes in it.
Since day one the X-Division has been the heart and soul of TNA and he’s not going to let anybody disrespect it especially Bobby Lashley. DJZ has a message for Lashley. Sooner or later someone from this division will defeat Lashley and that somebody will be DJZ. Drake makes fun of DJZ and hit’s the dummy button. Drake knows that these guys are great and all. They will have a 5-star match and somebody will become the brand new X-Division Champion. Whoopidy Doo! Unless your name is Eli Drake, he hits the dummy button three times. DJZ dares Drake to hit the dummy button one more time. DJZ flips the podium over and a donnie brooke breaks out. Mandrews tosses Everett and Lee to the outside. Mandrews connects with the Somersault Plancha onto Spud, Sutter, Everett and Lee. Drake teases a dive, but decides to hit the dummy button. DJZ launches himself over the top rope onto Lee, Everett, Mandrews and Sutter. Drake rolls out of the ring. DJZ poses with the X-Division Title.
