Monster’s Ball
Jeff Hardy vs Abyss
The match apparently gets underway in a stairwell, and Hardy slams Abyss’ head into a door before sending him out into the crowd. Abyss makes it to the ring but Hardy hits him with a chair, then Abyss tries to chokeslam him through a chair before sending Hardy into the steps. Abyss fills the ring with a bunch of weapons, then he wedges a chair in the corner before Hardy hits him in the head with a trash can. Hardy hits a diving forearm and a legdrop, then he hits Abyss with a chair and sets it up to splash Abyss on the floor. Abyss sidesteps and Hardy crashes through a table, then Abyss gets some thumb tacks but Hardy hits Abyss in the crotch with a cheese grater.
Abyss responds by whipping Hardy headfirst into a chair in the corner, then he gets “Janice” from under the ring and swings at Hardy with it. Abyss misses and gets it stuck in the turnbuckles, then Hardy drops him with a Twist of Fate before heading up top. The Revolution runs out and Manik crotches him on the ropes, then the rest of the group attacks before Matt Hardy runs out and hits them all with a kendo stick. Storm ends up getting free and hits him with a trash can, then he superkicks Matt before The Wolves run to the ring. The clear the ring with several kicks and a tandem suicide dive, then Matt tackles Storm on the floor as Abyss pours the thumb tacks on the mat. He punches Jeff a few times and tries to superplex him, but Jeff hits him and connects with a sunset flip powerbomb into the tacks, and hits a Swanton Bomb for the win.
Winner – Jeff Hardy
BP: Good match with expected interference, and pretty much like most recent Monster’s Ball matches. I don’t even know why Abyss bothers using “Janice” since they do the same tired spot where he gets it stuck in the turnbuckles in every match. Don’t use a weapon that you can’t actually use.
Rockstar Spud & Mandrews vs BroMans (w/ DJ Z & Angelina Love)
BroMans attack Spud and Mark before the bell, then Jessie press slams Mark and Robbie assists with a double wheelbarrow slam. Robbie and Jessie kick Mark a few times before Spud gets a hot tag, and he hits them both in the crotch before dropping Robbie with a springboard cutter, and Mark hits a shooting star press for the win. Tyrus attacks and chokeslams them both, and Ethan says Spud is never getting a match with him. Ethan says that Spud can face Tyrus instead, and he can team with Mark to be fair, because it’s in a cage at Lockdown.
Winners – Spud & Mandrews
