WWE RAW Results (9/29) – Miz vs Cesaro vs Ziggler, The Authority Seeks Ambrose!

 Renee Young catches up with Bo Dallas backstage and asks how he got the biggest victory of his career, and he smiles and says he’s been telling people all along. He says all you had to do is ‘Bo-lieve’, then we see Mark Henry walking up behind him and Henry hits him in the back. Henry punches Bo a few times and throws him into some staging trunks, then he repeatedly slams the trunk into Bo’s head and says that’s what he does.

Brie Bella vs Eva Marie & Cameron

Nikki comes out and says it’s fitting that Brie is getting ready for a match in the same arena she quit in, and Daniel Bryan is still sitting at home injured. She says Brie really quit for herself and the attention, not Bryan, and Nikki suffered the whole time, but now she will have a handicap match. Brie opponents make their entrance and Brie armdrags Eva, then Cameron comes in and hiptosses Brie, but Brie comes back with some forearm shots. Brie hits Eva on the apron, then she whips Cameron into Eva and rolls her up for the win. 

Winner – Brie Bella

Slater Gator (w/ Hornswoggle) vs Los Matadores (w/ El Torito)

Hornswoggle is dressed as an alligator, and he does the ‘Gator Chomp’ with his arms while Titus hits Diego in the corner. Diego kicks him and jumps off the ropes, but Titus catches him and hits a backbreaker. Adam Rose and the Rosebuds do commentary while Fernando hits Slater with a hurricanrana, then he chops Slater and clotheslines him. Fernando heads up top but Hornswoggle distracts him, and Torito chases him away before Slater steals it with a rollup.

Titus attacks Torito and slams him on the mat, then Hornswoggle gator rolls (like Luke Harper) Torito before Adam Rose says this is enough. Rose and the Bunny taunts Titus, then the Matadores hit a double backbreaker before the Bunny splashes him.

Winners – Slater Gator

BP: There should be so many things wrong with this segment but I found it to be pretty hilarious. Hornswoggle as the Gator, and his gator roll move were great. This is a WWE comedy segment that (IMO) was actually funny. Not the stuff that should be funny, but nobody likes. (Pretty much 90% of the humor that Vince McMahon is rumored to be behind.)

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