Damien Sandow comes out and says the lazy summer season is over, and it's his job to reeducate the people so they can better themselves. He focuses on Jim Ross and tells him 'slobberknocker' is not a word, then he recites a list of words that they should remember. Sandow says he is trying to help them and they should stay silent, then Zack Ryder comes out and says Sandow is a buzzkill. Zack says he has a few words to say, and he says 'shut' and 'up' are two of them, then he also says 'now' because AJ just made a match between them right now.
Damien Sandow vs Zack Ryder
We join the match in progress, and Zack flapjacks Sandow and throws him outside, then he hits him before rolling him in for a near fall. Sandow kicks Zack in the shoulder and knees him in the stoamch, then he rubs his face on the mat and kicks him before taunting the crowd. Sandow applies a side headlock but Zack breaks it so Sandow drops him with a side Russian legsweep, then he hits the Elbow of Disdain for a near fall. Zack comes back with a few near falls, then he punches Sandow and counters a press slam with a forearm shot and a facebuster. Zack clotheslines him and punches him in the corner, then he goes for a Broski Boot but Sandow rolls outside and tries to regain his composure. Sandow punches him on the way back in but Zack drops him with a quick strike in the corner, then he hits the Broski Boot but only gets a two count. Sandow gets up and snaps his head on the middle rope, then he picks him up and hits a straight jacket neckbreaker for the win.
Winner – Damien Sandow
John Cena & Sheamus vs Alberto Del Rio & CM Punk(w/ Paul Heyman)
Punk takes his time showboating with his title, then Cena runs after him but he dives out of the ring and tags Alberto into the match. Alberto hits him in the corner but Cena comes back with a backdrop and a front facelock before tagging out. Sheamus pummels him in the corner and puts him in an armbar, but Alberto breaks it and he tags Punk into the match. Cena gets the tag and Punk tries to retreat, and Cena grabs him and lifts him for an Attitude Adjustment but Punk rakes his eyes. (Cont'd…)
