Swagger ducks and applies an ankle lock, but Santino holds on long enough to flip him into the turnbuckles and he rolls Swagger up for the win. Santino celebrates until John tells them to stop everything, but Teddy says he is in charge tonight and he is going to do everyone a favor and calls for security. A group of guards walk out and remove Otunga and John, then Teddy tells Justin Roberts to finish what he was doing and announces Santino as the new champion. Santino trumpet walks around the ring with Teddy and cries with his title as Kofi and Aksana congratulate him.
Winner and NEW UNITED STATES CHAMPION – Santino Marella
The Rock is shown in Boston Harbor earlier today, and he says he is going to give John Cena a few history lessons from him, and starts by talking about the British. He says they started the American Revolution, but he is going to start the Rock Revolution and he is going to recreate his own Boston Tea Party. Rock has a bunch of John Cena merchandise and starts making fun of it and throws it in the harbor, then he tells Cena to take all of his garbage and stick it up his ass. Rock says the revolution starts tonight and he is going to take it all over Boston until he gets to the arena, then he tells someone to clean up the merchandise and throw out the rest.
Alicia Fox vs Eve Torres
Eve leapfrogs Alicia then gets hiptossed across the ring, but she gets up and shoves Alicia down and rolls her up for the win. She mocks Kelly Kelly at the announcer's table, then Zack Ryder makes his return and says Eve shouldn't even bother talking. Zack says he is glad they didn't hook up because it is about broskis before hoeskis, then leaves as the fans start another hoeski chant. Eve chases Zack down after a commercial and tells him to wait, then she makes out with him and walks away smiling as Zack looks all stunned and grins and says wow.
Winner – Eve Torres
