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TNA X-Division Championship
Ultimate X Match
Brian Kendrick (c) vs. "The Monster" Abyss
I believe this is Abyss' first Ultimate X Match, it's Kendrick's 2nd. The last time he was in Ultimate X he lost to Douglas Williams at last years Victory Road. No goofy robe for Kendrick tonight. Kendrick attacks Abyss at the bell hitting him with leg kicks and a dropkick. He connects with another dropkick and then he goes to climb up the cables, but Abyss pulls him down and goes for a clothesline. Kendrick ducks and then hits Abyss with a forearm. Kendrick attempts to whip Abyss into the corner but Abyss reverses it. Abyss charges at Kendrick but he side steps Abyss and then hits a Round Kick! Kendrick climbs up Abyss and tries to climb up the scaffold to get to the cables but Abyss pulls him down. Kendrick hits a forearm and then slides under Abyss's legs and connects with a Back Heel Kick. Kendrick hits the ropes again but Abyss catches him with a back elbow. Abyss tries to leap up and grab the title rather than climb and he actually touches it with his finger tips but can't pull it down. Abyss climbs up to the top rope but before grabbing the cable he has second thoughts and climbs back down and starts punishing Kendrick more. He goes for a Splash in the corner but Kendrick gets his boot up and then dives off the top with a Diving Tornado DDT attempt. Abyss shoves Kendrick off and Kendrick lands on his feet. He charges at Abyss but eats a Big Boot. Abyss goes out to the floor and tries to shake the X-Division Title down by shaking the scaffolding and event tries to rip it apart so it falls apart the X-Division Title falls down. As he gets frustrated with the belt not falling Kendrick dives through the ropes with a Tope Suicida onto Abyss on the floor! Kendrick hits Abyss with an Enziguri and then Abyss rolls back into the ring. Kendrick dives off the top with the Diving Tornado DDT! Kendrick climbs up top and starts scaling the cables! He almost reaches the belt but Abyss grabs his leg and pulls him down and then clotheslines him. Abyss hits Kendrick with repeated right hands in the corner and then puts the boots to him. Abyss then screams at Kendrick to get up and goes for the Splash but Kendrick sidesteps him and hits Sliced Bread! Kendrick climbs back up and scales the cables! He grabs the belt but Abyss grabs his leg again and pulls him down and hits him with a right hand. Abyss hits the Corner Splash this time and then he hits Kendrick with a NASTY chop. Abyss hits yet another Corner Splash and then he taunts the crowd. Abyss grabs Kendrick by the throat and goes for the Chokeslam but as he lifted Kendrick into the air Kendrick grabbed the X-Division Title! He hangs on it and as Abyss tries to pull him down Kendrick falls down with the belt!
Winner & STILL X-Division Champ: Kendrick via pulling the belt down
That was an awesome finish!
After the match Abyss freaks the hell out while Kendrick celebrates his win.
In the back Traci and Velvet are talking about ODB and Jackie.
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Eric Young is continuing his quest to find a Hollywood star. He meets with David Hasselfhoff's agent and he shows him his belts. The guy says he has no idea what Young wants from him and Young starts stripping his clothes off for some reason. He tells Young to find himself an acting coach if he wants to be a real actor.
Velvet Sky and Traci are in the ring and Traci says she's personally inviting ODB and Jackie to come down to the ring. They oblige the "original Knockout" and walk down to the ring. Traci says she was once a Knockout and reminds us she was the original knockout and if it wasn't for her none of the girls would have a job. She says management thought it was time for her to move aside for some fresh faces, but she didn't come across the barricade and attack the new girls like ODB (ODB says she should of). She says she didn't do that because she knows how the wrestling business does and ODB & Jackie of all people should know as well. She says before this goes any further and they end up with "more" on their criminal records they'll end this tonight. ODB says she'll be happy to end it right after she puts her foot up Velvet's plastic Barbie Doll ass. ODB says she and Jackie didn't lose their jobs until Velvet started rubbing her "pootie tang" on the ropes and she says the Knockout division has turned into a Hooter's Invitational which leaves no room for real ass kicking women like she and Jackie.
Velvet says they don't know anything about her and when she was grown up she was the runt and she was the one that got bullied and picked on. Velvet says she never backed down and as she grew older she told herself that she would never be a victim again. Velvet says she told herself that she would fight for herself always regardless of the consequences which is why the day she came to TNA was the greatest day of her life. Velvet says she EARNED her spot and talks about all the pulled muscles, broken muscles, and fists to the face she's suffered. She says she doesn't owe ODB or anyone else an apology, but she does understand the way they feel because this is one of the toughest businesses to survive in. She says Jackie should know that more than anything. Velvet says if they want jobs why didn't they ask rather than showing up and attacking her like two thugs. Velvet says they can come out and fight it out every week and she will ALWAYS be the last one standing, and the ball's in their court and she's done being anyone's punching bag. She leaves ODB and Jackie in the ring.
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In the back Fortune discuss talk about being Lumberjacks tonight and they mention they have a 6-Man Tag with Immortal at Hardcore Justice. Daniels asks AJ if he thought about what they "talked about" and AJ asks him if he's serious. Then Sting walks in and asks if they're ready to keep the "bad guys" out of the cage tonight. AJ asks what's in the cage and Sting says it's a surprise for Eric Bischoff and he's going to give him right now.
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In the back Bischoff is still trying to get the Network on the phone and he finally does, and he screams at them and asks them if they know what Hogan & Bischoff means to Spike TV. The person tells Bischoff that he hasn't spoken to Sting in weeks and Sting walks in and Sting says he's had something bottled up in him all show and he's about ready to explode. He said the truth will set you free and he fesses up to not being the Spike TV Executive. Sting fakes crying and Bischoff is about to go nuts. Bischoff says he's nuttier than he thought and then Sting what boggles his mind is what happens when you wear a nice suit. He says people listen to you when you wear a suit. Sting then shows Eric what's in the cage and it's a crow. The crow flies towards Bischoff and lands on his computer. Sting says he'll go right for the eyeballs and he says they can smell garbage from a mile away. Sting locks Bischoff in the room and says he's going to go watch the Cage Match.
Main Event
Steel Cage Match
"Olympic Hero" Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson
This is a rematch from Kurt and Mr. Anderson's show stealing Steel Cage Match at last year's Lockdown. Fortune is surrounding ringside to keep anyone else from trying to get in the cage and interfere. Angle jumps Anderson as they were watching what was going on with Sting and Bischoff. Angle hits Anderson with shoulder blocks in the corner and then he whips Anderson into the opposite corner. Angle charges at Anderson but Anderson moves and Angle slams into the cage. Anderson puts the boots to him and then whips him into the corner hard. Anderson whips Angle into the opposite corner and then connects with a clothesline for a nearfall. You can win by pin, submission, or escaping the cage. Anderson locks Angle in a Headlock and Angle fights to his feet and counters with an arm drag. Angle hits a series of rights but then Anderson counters one into a Spinning Neckbreaker! 1…2…NO Angle kicks out! Anderson stomps on Angle's hands and then chokes him and connects with a Vertical Suplex for another nearfall. Anderson locks in a side headlock and Angle fights it off with back elbows and then he hits the ropes but Anderson catches him in a Sleeper. Angle counters it with a Back Suplex! Anderson and Angle trade rights in the center of the ring now. Angle gets the advantage and whips Anderson into the ropes and hits a series of back elbows and then he whips Anderson into the corner. Angle charges but Anderson gets his boot up but then walks into an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! 1…2…NO Anderson kicks out! Angle sets up for the Angle Slam but Anderson blocks it and hits the Green Bay Plunge! 1…2…NO Angle kicks out! Anderson goes for the Mic Check but Angle counters with back elbows and then hits his Rolling German Suplexes! He hits a series of 3 and then covers for a nearfall. Angle locks in the Ankle Lock! Anderson rolls through and gets a rollup, 1…2…NO Angle kicks out! Angle goes for a German Suplex but Anderson blocks it and hits a series of elbows and then shoves Angle into the cage! Anderson then hits the Mic Check! 1…2…NO Angle kicks out! Anderson tries to escape through the door but Angle grabs him by the leg and locks in the Ankle Lock again! Anderson rolls over and kicks Kurt off and then connects with a clothesline. Anderson tries to climb up the cage and climb over but Angle quickly scales to the top and hits a SUPER ANGLE SLAM! 1…2…NO Anderson kicks out! Immortal runs down now! Fortune cuts them off and the brawl is on! Mexican America runs down now and attacks Beer Money! Bully Ray snuck in through the crowd and hides under the ring. He grabs Angle's tights, reaching through the hole that the camera man uses. Angle turns to knock Ray's hand away and Anderson attacks him! Anderson tells him give him a chair so Ray grabs the chair and opens the door. They start arguing about what Anderson called him (I think he called him "sweetheart" or something). Ray taunts Anderson with the chair keeps pulling it away when Anderson goes to grab it, he lets go and Angle hits the Angle Slam again! 1…2…3!
Winner: Angle via pinfall (Angle Slam)
Ray screams at Anderson and says "you lost, your fault" at him. The lights go out and when they come on Sting is in the cage standing in front of Angle. They come face to face and then Sting raises his arm. Sting says "just 10 more days, Kurt" and Angle snatches away from Sting and walks away.
