THIRD MATCH: Jimmy Lloyd vs. Drew Parker vs. Toshiyuki Sakuda
Look, it’s gonna be hard to do this match justice. Jimmy Lloyd won by hitting a Second Rope Styles Clash on Parker, through lighttubes onto Sakuda for the pinfall. It’s madness. Go check it out.
WINNER: Jimmy Lloyd
GCW Tag Team Championship Match: Los Macizos (Ciclope & Miedo Extremo) (c) vs. SHLAK & Markus Crane
Wild brawl to start. Miedo hits a wild suicide dive. Ciclope misses a dive to the outside and then leaps into the third row.
SHLAK chews on Miedo’s forehead, while Ciclope and Markus Crane break eachother open at ringside. Crane takes out Miedo in the ring with a riot shield. Both men double team Miedo. Ciclope breaks up a pinfall. It’s mayhem.
SHLAK and Miedo trade suplexes and lighttube shots. Ciclope grabs a bucket of broken glass. Crane spills the glass on the ring. Crane gets backbody dropped onto the broken glass via a gusset plate riot shield. Crane gets a nearfall on Ciclope.
SHLAK and Crane double team Ciclope. Crane gets a board covered in pigeon spikes. SHLAK and Crane slam Miedo into Ciclope. Crane and SHLAK get a nearfall on Miedo.
Everyone drives gusset plates into someone else. Miedo hits Crane with a Northern Lights Suplex. Miedo covers for two.
SHLAK sets up a lighttube and dry ice board. Crane and SHLAK hit a Doomsday DDT onto the lighttube/dry ice board. Ciclope breaks up the pinfall.
SHLAK chokeslams Ciclope onto gusset plates and covers for two. SHLAK gets a weed whacker. Ciclope fights back and hits SHLAK with the weed whacker. Ciclope misses a top rope lighttube splash on the apron. Crane hits an Avalanche DDT on Miedo Extremo. Crane covers for two.
Miedo Extremo climbs the top rope and hits a 450 splash. Crane reverses the pinfall for two. Miedo Extremo hits a Tombstone for the pinfall.
WINNERS AND STILL CHAMPS: Los Macizos
FIFTH MATCH: Joey Janela vs. The Great Sasuke
A cocky Janela did his best to fell the legend, but Sasuke was too much for The Bad Boy. Despite missing two Sentons (including one from the top rope to the floor), and eating a Superkick and a Package Piledriver, Sasuke fought back and hit Janela with a Missile Dropkick to the arm.
WINNER: Great Sasuke
MAIN EVENT: Jun Kasai vs. G-Raver
They lock up. They trade holds. Kasai smashes a lighttube on Raver’s head. Raver hits a springboard attack with a lighttube. Both men avoid being whipped into lighttubes. Raver sends Kasai back-first into some lighttubes. They fight to the outside.
They brawl at ringside. Kasai smashes some lighttubes over G-Raver’s head. Kasai drags G-Raver into the crowd. Kasai sprays Raver with beer. Kasai smashes the can on Raver. Raver DDT’s Kasai on the entrance ramp.
Raver pummels Kasai. Raver grabs a handfull of lighttubes and drapes them on Kasai. Raver climbs to the top rope and hits a Swanton Bomb onto Kasai on the entrance ramp.
Raver gets Kasai in the ring and gets a nearfall. Raver hits a snapmare and a sliding knee strike. Raver covers for two. Raver breaks more lighttubes on Kasai. Kasai fights back and piledriver Raver on a bundle of lighttubes. Kasai continues to smash lighttube after lighttube on Raver. Kasai low-blows Raver with a lighttube. Kasai puts a bundle of lighttubes in Raver’s shirt and bodyslams him. Kasai covers for two.
Kasai and Raver battle over a bundle of lighttubes. Raver headbutts the lighttubes. Raver sends Kasai to the floor. Kasai counters a quedabra with a chair covered in lighttubes. Kasai covers for two.
Kasai hits a Butterfly Piledriver into a bundle of lighttubes. Kasai grabs a bag full of flowerpots and smashes it with a chair. Kasai spills the broken pottery onto the canvas. Raver and Kasai counter suplexes. Kasai suplexes Raver. Raver trips Kasai onto the broken pottery. Raver hits a Brainbuster on the pottery. Raver rolls up Kasai with a crucifix for two.
Raver sets up a lighttube contraption. Kasai recovers. Both men battle on the top rope. Raver sends Kasai to the canvas. Raver hits a Diving Meteora through the lighttube contraption. Raver covers for two.
Raver gets a bundle of lighttubes covered in butcher knives. Kasai counters and Raver ends up going backfirst into the lighttube butcher knives. Kasai hits an Electric Chair Driver. Kasai covers for two. Kasai covers Raver in a box of lighttubes. Kasai climbs to the top rope and hits a huge splash. Kasai covers for two.
Raver counters a Butterfly Piledriver. Raver hits a Superkick. Kasai hits a lariat. Kasai covers for two. Kasai cuts himself with a lighttube. Kasai kisses Raver. Kasai hits a Butterfly Piledriver for the pinfall.
WINNER: Jun Kasai