Mojo Madden examines TNA’s live debut on POP TV!
Segment 1:
“Bethleham”? FIRE THE GRAPHICS GUY!
YAY! MONEY MARK!
Interruption #1 – EC3. I’d prefer Kirk Cousins. YOU LIKE THAT?
In-ring babble. Raw Lite. Why not start with action? Be the anti-Raw.
Interruption #2 – Matt Hardy.
Interruption #3 – Eric Young.
Interruption #4 – Lashley.
DOESN’T ANYBODY HAVE ANY ***KING MANNERS?
Segment 2:
EC3 vs. Lashley. Whole lotta light on that kick to the face.
“Schitt’s Creek”? Sounds intellectual.
Let’s talk Lashley’s MMA background while he’s running the ropes, that phoniest of fake wrestling maneuvers.
WHATTAMOVE! Gorilla Monsoon, back from the dead. If only…
EC3 wins. YOU LIKE THAT?
Dial flip: “Rocky Horror Picture Show” on HBO. Well, babies, don’t you panic…
Segment 3:
It will be a “Miracle” if that doesn’t suck.
“It pays to be Roode.” But it pays better to be A.J. Styles.
“The best wrestler on this or any other planet.” Huh?
Kurt Angle lists his opponents. It’s quite a drop from The Rock to Eric Young.
Interruption #5 – Jessie Godderz.
I wonder if Lou Thesz would have ever claimed superiority on social media? I wish he was here to stretch Jessie Godderz.
Interruption #6 – Eli Drake. Who the frig is he?
Dial flip: “Scared Topless” on Showtime. HUBBA!
Seriously, who the frig is Eli Drake?
Kurt Angle + three jabronis = ***k the farewell tour, QUIT NOW!
Borash = TALENT. But why is he interviewing Blue Man Group?
