MADDEN MINI-MOJO: RAW THOUGHTS
*A.W. is Jimmy Hart with a better megaphone.
*Damien Sandow is The Genius with a mean streak.
*Brodus Clay is Akeem with…actually, he IS Akeem.
*As predicted, A.J. + GM = PETER PRINCIPLE. She's no longer a "crazy chick." Instead, she makes SOUND BUSINESS DECISIONS. Nothing compelling about that. Her ass looks good in a business suit, but I miss the booty shorts.
*They wore out "YES! YES! YES!" It's true. It's damn true.
*Has there ever been a more accurately descriptive name than Barbie Blank, a/k/a Kelly Kelly? Reminds me of the Sex Pistols song, "Pretty Vacant." Kelly Kelly beats Eve? Silicone beats silicone. The timing is perfect for Sara Del Rey.
*The constant referencing to and relying upon social media is EXHAUSTING. But I'm an old guy. Perhaps WWE is way ahead of the curve, as opposed to totally misguided.
*Is Jericho a babyface now? Did he really break out AYATOLLAH OF ROCK 'N ROLLA? What's next, MAN OF 1,004 HOLDS? ARMBAR!
*Punk's mic work is consistently Arn Anderson good. That's GOOD.
*Big Show left everyone laying at program's end. But no one believes he's winning at SummerSlam.
Nick was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and lived there until the age of 18, when he decided to pack his flack jacket and move to New York City.
