The Onion Posts Joke Article on John Cena
Satirical ‘news’ publication The Onion recently posted a story about John Cena paying $4 million at an auction for an 18th-century wrought iron cage. Below is an excerpt from the comedy piece (please note ‘The Onion’ is a comedy site, and is not intended to be interpreted as real news):
“When you see the attention to detail on each and every beam, especially in the corners by the ring posts, you realize the remarkable craftsmanship that used to go into welding one of these,” The Onion quoted Cena as saying. “There’s certainly some pitting and slight corrosion near the top where wrestlers would have hung before crashing down for a leg drop, but otherwise it’s in incredible condition for its age. I’ve always loved the look of these hand-forged lantern hooks they used to light up the ring, but they were largely phased out by the1780s, which makes this an exceptionally unique piece indeed.”
WWE Stars React to Bayley’s Injury
Bayley suffered a shoulder injury Monday on Raw, and Superstars from Raw, SmackDown LIVE and NXT sent their best wishes to The Huggable One:
Shayna Baszler Talks Transition From MMA to WWE
Always at the forefront of women’s combat sports, Shayna Baszler continues a prestigious lineage of catch wrestlers when she competes in the inaugural Mae Young Classic:
Nick was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and lived there until the age of 18, when he decided to pack his flack jacket and move to New York City.
